ShawnCuthill.com wrote:My good man Keith! I thought I'd never see you again after your retreat from our previous discussion -
HERE. Great to see you again. I'll post again in a jiffy. My in-laws are here so the place is packed. Feel free to post in other areas.
Retreat?
You're giving yourself credit that you don't deserve. Why the hell should I go out and prove that the Bible is full of truth and that God loves me? This is problem #1 with your failure of a conversion process, and I'll refer to it as #1 from here on - I'm not trying to convince you that he doesn't exist - I'm posing questions that must be answered before I'll believe he gives a hoot about me. And you can't answer them for a myriad of reasons.
Let's recap my 10 points:
1) The Devil as you Christians know him - does not exist in the Old Testament.
You explain that the word "Satan" is found in the Bible, and I grant that. But, because you fell victim to #1, you thought you'd found a loophole in my argument and chose not to answer my contention altogether. Very good, Sean! Sophistry is a great way to introduce someone to faith!
The truth is that a Satan appears in the Old Testament, he's part of God's design. Satan means "accuser" and the O.T. Satan would show you your sins when you died. He didn't run Hell; he didn't tempt Eve and Adam; he doesn't poke you in the Ass with a pitchfork. The designers of Christianity decided they needed TWO beings to strike fear into the hearts of peons - God, and a Devil.
You dropped the ball. Shortsightedness? Lack of intellect? Laziness? Hypocrisy?
2) God hates shrimp.
I point to some text explaining that God hates shrimp and catfish and other things.
You explained that shrimp can be quite bad for me, because you're an M.D. and all - prick.
You know that water you're drinking? Long ago, a caveman might have pissed in it. But by virtue of intelligent design, systems and processes were put into place to cleanse it, so that you can eat it.
Shrimp digest things. Catfish digest things. The digestion process - it chemically breaks down whatever was eaten and uses it to make life.
Sean, a dog's rude person has less bacteria than your wife's mouth - but you kiss her, right?
3) Nowhere to be found. What the hell is wrong with you?
4) Jesus and India.
I claim that there is a strong correlation between Christian thought and Buddhist principles.
Your buddy Matt Cook, whose band I've seen in concert, by the way (they suck, they're everything I hate about Christianity), decided to tell me what I meant (he is ignorant, and did not know what I meant). Of course, he knows what he's talking about - his wife is brown (you racist)!
You completely miss the point. Where do you think Jesus was between the ages of 13 and 30? He was travelling and learning. What's more - Buddhism is as much a philosophy as a religion, so the fact that Christian philosophy is rooted in Buddhism doesn't affect Christianity as a religion.
You people are too narrow minded and daft to understand that.
5) Eden appears in Sumerian mythology.
You drop this completely. Loser.
6 & 7) Nowhere to be found.
8) Jesus' grandfather. Who was he?
I point out that the bible seems to be in confusion about this fact. And y ou link me to where this question has been answered. Good job!
9) Did God create men or beasts first?
You do a good job in finding a link that answers this.
10) God cursing children for the sins of their parents.
You drop this, too.
To summarize - you answer the smallest contentions, misunderstand most of the rest, and ignore the big ones.
And I retreated?
You suck.