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Pope ascends to heaven moments before death - CBC

Postby Shawn Cuthill » Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:50 am

Pope John Paul raised to heaven
Last Updated Fri, 01 Apr 2005 08:23:46 EST
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VATICAN CITY - Pope John Paul II rose into the clouds above the Vatican in a miraculous turn of events. After suffering heart failure, during treatment for a urinary tract infection, Vatican officials say that the Pope was raised to heaven in a manner similar to Jesus before him. Stunned onlookers took pictures and videos, and sang hymns as the Pontiff rose into the clouds. Waving to the cheering faithful, the Pope uttered only 2 words as he rose into the clouds




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April fools!!! :D :D :D :D
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Postby Shawn Cuthill » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:19 am

Matt, there's nothing in that top 100 list about the Pope! Man, I need to contact these guys!
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Postby Guest » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:58 am

I don't think it is a good idea to be making jokes about a man who is dying. :shock:
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Postby smith » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:09 pm

I guess you wouldn't appreciate this either:

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Postby Guest » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:48 pm

no I think that is sick. You know something can happen to you too that could leave you brain damaged or severely ill. So don't go around like you are invincible.

This sickens me. :x
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Postby Mark P » Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:43 pm

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Postby drewcosten » Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:45 pm

I just heard on the radio that he has now actually died. I can't confirm it from any news websites yet though so it could be a twisted April Fools thing.
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Postby matt_the_cook » Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:59 pm

The Italians say he died (or is in a coma), but the Vatican denies it.
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Postby Guest » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:20 pm

Th vatican is full of you know what. Why are they being so secretive?
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Postby drewcosten » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:21 pm

Anonymous wrote:Th vatican is full of you know what. Why are they being so secretive?


Maybe he hasn't actually died?
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Postby matt_the_cook » Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:25 pm

Anonymous wrote:Th vatican is full of you know what. Why are they being so secretive?


Who says they're being secretive?
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Postby Anthony » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:02 pm

Anonymous wrote:Th vatican is full of you know what.


No, I don't know "what."

"What" are they full of??
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Postby Shawn Cuthill » Sat Apr 02, 2005 9:02 am

Someone made this comment on the main blog page:

Could the next pope be the false prophet the Bible predicted, that would promote the one world religion? We must be watchful in prayer! j | 04.01.05 - 3:48 pm | #

Here's what Paul Martin said:

[url=http://www.macleans.ca/topstories/politics/news/shownews.jsp?content=n040139A]Paul Martin: MacLeans

Prime Minister Paul Martin, who was touring Thompson Rivers University in Kamloops, B.C., and is Catholic, said prayers are needed for the pope."For over a quarter of a century, the Pope has prayed for all of us and the time has come for us to pray for him," Martin said. "Whether you're a Catholic or whether you're of any faith, what the Pope really stood for was a bringing of all faiths and all people together."[/url]

Many spoke of the 84-year-old religious head as a charismatic man who unified people of all faiths.

More here. Hmmmm....thoughts?

My question is, where in the Bible does it talk about the false prophet promoting one world religion?
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Postby j » Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:24 pm

The Bible says that near the end times of this world, two people who will be known, the Antichrist and the false prophet.
Revelation 19:20 "Then the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who worked signs in his presence, by which he deceived those who received the mark of the beast and those who worshiped his image. These two were cast alive into the lake of fire burning with brimstone."
Revelation 13 tells more about this false prohpet and the antichrist.

Will the rapture come soon? We can't know for sure, but must continue to trust that God holds the world in His hands and in the end He will be glorified.
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